Shearer gets shirty
Lineker: “Portugal 0 Brazil 0 at half-time. Not much to write home about from one of the so-called games of the tournament. Just as well then that Alan has turned up for the game in another one of his ridiculous shirts…”
Shearer: “And what’s wrong with this one?”
Hansen: “Where do you want me to start? Your cuffs and collars match, which is always a good thing…
Lineker: (comedy ‘Les Dawson’ expression to camera)
Hansen: “…but what on earth is going on with the rest of the shirt? It’s diabolical. The cuffs and collars are not joining up with the buttons and as for the placket and lower hem… well, they’ve been anonymous.”
Shearer: “You know what? I’ve just about had it with you two. There’s nothing wrong with a pale violet placket and chocolate collar and cuff configuration…”
Lineker: “Well, you say that, but to be honest, it’s just not working, especially not as you’ve paired it with slate grey budgie smugglers…”
Shearer: And who are you – Gok Wan? I’d just like to point out you’ve got bloody epaulettes on your shirt, Gary”
Lineker: “We’ve got him, he’s riled…”
Shearer: “You’re pathetic.”
June 25th, 2010
