This Guy Might Just Have Created The Most Painfully Honest Tinder Bio Ever

We are all Dustin :(

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Anyone who's had the (mis)fortune of trawling through Tinder (Or Bumble if you are a Le Classy gentleman) on a Monday night can empathise with the strange and potent mixture of angst, excitement and dull desire that comes with the swipe game.

So let's all take a moment to acknowledge Dustin – a man who understands all too well the emotional pitfalls that come with dating apps.

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"Well I'm a fat fuck with a big truck. If we can't get a big greasy burger then we won't work. I'm 21 years old but don't let that fool you, I have no social life like I'm 40. If my truck doesn't impress you my personality probably won't either. Welcome to the shit show."

Woah, Dustin, don't be so tough on yourself. First of all, that is a magnificent truck that any number of eligible ladies would be lucky to call shotgun on. Also, greasy burgers are a delicious date food that are in no way shameful. And, finally, you're clearly a self-aware, self-deprecating guy, which is more than can be said about the majority of people on dating apps.

#WeAreAllDustin.