Let's just preface this by saying that stealing is bad. Don't do it. Ever. But if you had to for some nonexistent reason, do it in style, like these unidentified people in Texas.
On Christmas Eve at 2:00 am, someone stole a U-Haul truck and a forklift, then drove them over to the Red River Federal Credit Union drive-through area in Texas. The forklift was stolen from a nearby construction site and driven through the woods. The drivers used it to ram the ATM and load it into the stolen U-Haul truck, where they made a getaway with the machine and all its cash.
Again, don't steal. But...damn. (Also, if you have any information, alert authorities, blah blah blah.)
(H/T Digg)
From: Esquire US
