Preternaturally un-aging actor Rob Lowe is looking for a new personal assistant, and there are some... specific requirements.

TMZ has apparently uncovered a listing that the former Parks & Recreation actor (or, more likely, someone on his team) posted on a website that caters to personal assistant jobs. Some of the duties for the gig are pretty commonplace ("willing to travel" is probably standard for any big-name stars' assistants), but then there are a few that are a little bit strange.

The job's salary is set at $70,000 (around £55,000) and includes tasks like making sure Lowe "is fed and has coffee throughout the day," scheduling haircuts for him, ensuring "that [Lowe] has a dinner plan if arriving home later than 8 p.m. in the evening" (weirdly exact, but, hey, I wouldn't mind someone doing that for me), and – my personal favorite – letting his house staff know if he "wants a Jacuzzi turned on or a massaged ordered" before he arrives home. Gotta have those on-demand Jacuzzi soaks.

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The listing also specifies that the aspiring assistant needs to be able to lift up to 25 pounds (yes, 25 pounds specifically) "as required to support the client." I can't imagine what weighs precisely 25 pounds that needs frequent lifting. Maybe a dog?

This all may seem completely kooky, but anyone who's ever been in an assistant position – one where you're the underling of a particularly nitpicky boss – knows the drill. Your superior gets what they want, when they want – or preferably several minutes before they even have to ask you for it. Normal, non-famous bosses can be demanding enough; I can't even imagine working for a celebrity.

For what it's worth, Lowe's team denies that the job listing even came from him or them, but "can confirm coffee is his number one priority in life."

From: Redbook