Season Seven of Game of Thrones will premiere on 16 July, information we learned after watching a goddamn block of ice melt for more than an hour. Even after that, you still have to wait 87 days to learn what happens to Daenerys and all her hipster friends, Jon Snow and all his cold bros, and Cersei and all her comrades in fancy clothes. But then you still have to watch seven hours of Game of Thrones to get through the entire season. That's a huge time investment—especially considering the 67 hours of Game of Thrones you've already watched!
Thankfully, you don't really even have to watch this season, because these newly released photos pretty much tell the whole story! Here's what happens:
Davos Seaworth waits patiently for his dinner. It'll arrive right after he gets up to use the bathroom.
Samwell and Gilly co-author the next hit young adult novel, which is later turned into an epic fantasy series on HBO.
Jaime and Cersei binge-watch Stranger Things.
Lyanna Mormont becomes a vegetarian after meeting a lamb in a petting zoo. Unfortunately the rest of the House Mormont makes fun of her and she ruins her dad's barbecue by driving off on a tractor with the prized roast pig.
Sledding!
Brienne of Tarth and Tormund Giantsbane move in together—and hilarity ensues!
But Littlefinger and Sansa don't approve :(
This guy's back!
Jon Snow has another post-resurrection existential crisis.
Arya joins another cult.
Daenerys has everything a young woman of ancient royal blood could want—three dragons, an army, and legions of loyal subjects—but she's still not happy.
Varys sees something out of the corner of his eye.
Remember her? She's the nice one!
The party don't start until Tyrion walks in.
The whole squad spent hours learning Beyonce's "Single Ladies" dance.
Sorry for all the spoilers!
From: Esquire US
