A fair fight it was not, when Piers Morgan's attention desperation problem chose Amber Rose as its target on Monday.
Two days earlier, Amber Rose shared a naked on Instagram to promote her SlutWalk and to #bringbackthebush. Instagram took the photo down, and now the tech behemoth has back-up from one of the internet's biggest whiners: Piers Morgan.
In response to Amber's Instagram, Morgan tweeted, "Put it away, luv. Thanks"
"I'll take Things Misogynistic Assholes Say for 500, Alex," she tweeted back.
Because Piers doesn't know when to stop, he came back for more.
"It's not 'misogyny' to think that posting nude photos in the supposed name of feminist empowerment is pathetic attention-seeking bulls**t," he tweeted.
"Nude? Where?," Amber tweeted. "My breast nor my vagina was showing and my legs were closed. I am assuming you are referring to the pubic hair that was shown in the picture. Uncomfortable? Get over it."
"I can handle your naked body, Amber - relax. I just can't handle your ridiculous claim to be stripping off in the name of feminism," Piers tweeted.
Amber proceeded accordingly:
<p>Then, to add insult to injury, Amber shared a nude pic of Adam Levine, asking Piers if he thought it was " attention-seeking."<="" p="">
Piers said no because Adam was raising awareness for prostate and testicular cancer charity.
"I raise awareness for my foundation as well Piers," she responded. "That's like saying breast cancer awareness is cool but what about HIV and AIDS...my 'naked' body offended you for my nonprofit SlutWalk but a woman grabbing Adam Levine's dick and balls was cool?"
"This is what Emmeline Pankhurst fought so hard for? Jeez," he tweeted, referencing the suffragette movement.
"I'm sorry I forgot only men can be sexually confident," Amber expertly deflected.
Piers responded with a factually incorrect tweet:
"If famous men started posting naked photos to social media claiming it was to 'promote male empowerment', they'd be jailed."
And also a picture of himself naked and shilling Burger King for money.
Then Amber put the final nail in the argument's coffin:
"So you got naked for a Burger King check and ur giving me a hard time?" Rose responded.
And then it really ended.
