Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose to sit at that job, watching this Trainspotting 2 teaser on repeat for the rest of the working week.
Danny Boyle has released another dinky little trailer for the upcoming sequel - and it's not much, but we'll take it. Loosely based on Irvine Welsh's unfathomably underrated Porno, the original cast is returning in full for a 27 January release date.
There is, of course, reason to be nervy about the whole thing. Will Boyle be able to create another seminal, era-defining classic? Probably not – but we trust him to make it work, one way or another.