The most depressing idea for a film ever, The Emoji Movie, has somehow (we reckon it's money, lovely money) recruited Patrick Stewart as the voice of the poo emoji.
You really couldn't make this up.
A member of the Royal Shakespeare Company and one of this nation's most accomplished actors, Stewart will be facing the challenge of a lifetime as he wrangles with the complex emotional range and subtle humanity of the poo. We hope he's up to the task.
Releasing this summer, The Emoji Movie is the film that absolutely no one asked for nor wants to see, with the plot following an emoji born with multiple expressions who goes on an adventure in a teenager's phone.