The Top Ten Movie Insults Of All Time

Our countdown of the funniest, most vicious, and downright ridiculous movie put-downs, ever.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, Anchorman (2004)

"You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your house on Whore Island?"

 

Rip Thorn as Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball (2004)

"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!"

 

Robert De Niro as Jake La Motta, Raging Bull (1980)

"You punch like you take it up the ass!"

 

Steve Martin as CD Bales, Roxanne (1987)

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"Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?"

 

Leon Russom as the Malibu Police Chief, The Big Lebowski (1998)

"I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off. 

 

Richard E. Grant as Withnail, Withnail & I (1987)

"Monty, you terrible cunt!"

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Martha Plimpton as Julie Buckman, Parenthood (1989)

"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded wih piss and you lived in a tree."

 

John Cleese as Taunting French Guard, Monty Python and The Holy Grail (1975)

"You empty-headed, animal food tough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."

 

Bill Murray as Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters (1984)

"It's true. This man has no dick." 

 

Al Pacino as Tony Montana, Scarface (1983)

"You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!"

 

Michael Caine as Jack Carter, Get Carter (1971)

"You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Piss holes in the snow."

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