Breaking Bad: The Aftermath (Or What To Do Now It's Finished)

Esquire’s 12-step programme to life after Walter White (without going cold turkey)

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It’s Monday, meaning one of two things: you’re getting on with your life one workday at a time; or you’re sweating heavily, holding back an array of twitches, desperately clock watching ahead of your next Breaking Bad fix.

Only, after last Monday's finale, there is no product. The cupboard is bare.

Chances are you’re finding it hard letting go. Maybe you’ve tried giving yourself to another box set, but your heart’s not in it. And the thought of the Saul Goodman spin-off sounds like prying on an ex on Facebook and coming to the conclusion that they’re now having a lot more fun than you are. But there’s only so many times a man can listen to Bryan Cranston’s audio commentary of season three, episode seven.

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For those only 99.1 per cent done with the show, instead of ripping apart your Lego meth lab in anger, or sobbing into your Heisenburger, get one last hit with Esquire’s 12-step round-up of the best fan memes, lists and off-shoots. (The scrapings of the hydrofluoric acid barrel, if you will.)

Smoke it up, bitches.

1| The Simpsons’ parody

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2 | A homeless man (who turned out to be a voice actor) exchanges Breaking Bad impressions for a sandwich


3 | The evolution of Walter White


4 | Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical


5 | Breaking Bad: the cartoon

 

6 | Everything Walt Jr eats for breakfast


7 | The Breaking Bad Lego video game

 

8 | The Breaking Bad bike tour


9 | Aaron Paul on The Price is Right


10 | Samuel L Jackson does Walter White


11 | Breaking Bad bath salts


12 | And finally, because with all your new-found spare time you might as well learn a new language, the Colombian-set Latin American remake

 

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