The Best Jokes From The Oscars 2014

Ellen DeGeneres did a fine job

To the people watching around the world, it's been a difficult few day. It's been raining. We're fine. Thank you for your prayers.

Movies inspire us… I'm not saying movies are the most important thing in the world. That's youth.

If you win tonight, I think we should bring you the Oscar (to Jennifer Lawrence, who tripped again)

Dallas Buyers Club is a very important movie – about people who have sex at rodeos.

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Anything could happen tonight. Possibility number one: 12 Years A Slave wins Best Picture. Second option: you're all racists.

And then there was this...