What's Inside The £109,000 Oscars Goody Bag

Academy Award nominees will take home £109,000 worth of swag this Sunday

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You’d think, when JK Simmons picks up his Oscar for Best Supporting Actor this Sunday at the 87th Academy Awards, he’d be happy with the statue alone. In JK’s case, we’re sure you’d be right, but just in case other nominees get a bit pouty, a company called Distinctive Assets have put together a ‘Everyone Wins at the Oscars Nominee Gift Bag’.

The gift bags have been running for the last 13 years, with last year’s bag worth a record-breaking $85,000 (£55,330). This year’s prize almost doubles the value to $167,586.76 (£109,000).

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21 of these bags will be handed out on Sunday: one for the host, plus the nominees in the best actor, actress, supporting actor/actress and director categories, adding up to almost £3.3m worth of free stuff, including a lot oftrips to fancy hotels, fitness and wellbeing products and a few questionable works of 'art' from Los Angeles artists. 

Oh, plus a free Audi A4 for a year.

Here’s the content list in full:
 

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$36 worth of vegan lip gloss.

A $68 pack of herbal tea lollipops, wrapped in 24ct edible gold leaf.

A $69 traveller's pillow.

$75 in Washington state apples.

A $250 vibrator.

$280 of organic maple syrup, salad dressings and mustard, plus a certificate of adoption for a Maple Tree in Notre-Dame-Des-Bois.

A $300 silk tie.

10 sessions with a celebrity trainer, worth $900.

$1,200 worth of health products including: skin serum, protein powder, a hair growth stimulant, vitamins, and minerals.

A $1,548 VIP tour to a private sea salt preserve in the South of France.

A $4,068 wearable liposuction device.

A $5,000 "O-Shot" couples procedure to boost sex drives.

A $5,060 home spa system.

An $11,500, 3-night stay in a suite at Villa Armena in Tuscany, a 3-night stay at the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria and a 3-night stay at the Grand Hotel Tremezzo in Lake Como.

A $12,500 'glamour camping' trip, including surfing, horseback riding and hot air balloon rides.

A $14,239 lifestyle makeover.

A $14,584 rail trip through the Canadian Rockies.

$20,000 worth of Audi rentals for one year.

A $20,000 gift certificate to have your 2015 horoscope predicted.

A $3.99 bag of gluten free, vegan popcorn.

$8.97 worth of mints.

$8.99 worth of nuts.

$8.99 worth of Dunkin Donuts coffee.

A $12 wallet that sticks to phones or smart devices.

A $15.99 copy of the novel An Invisible Thread.

$17 worth of candles.

$19.99 worth of acne treatment.

A $19.99 copy of the children's book Archibald's Next Big Thing.

A $23 reusable bottle.

$24.99 worth of protein shakes.

A $24.99 copy of The Kindness Diaries: One Man's Quest to Ignite Goodwill and Transform Lives Around the World.

A $25 edition of Show Me the Movie: The Movie Version of Charades.

A $35.99 organic T-shirt.

A $36 hand crocheted bracelet.

A $39.99 screen protector.

$40 flip flops.

$45 in gluten-free cookies.

$45.94 worth of workout supliments.

A $49.95 book of Turner's paintings from the Getty Museum.

$49.99 in clothing from American 'fitness model' Jennifer Nicole Lee's fashion line.

$50 in chocolate covered pretzels.

$54.50 heel protectors.

$56 worth of condoms.

$59 worth of dinnerware.

$60 voucher for TAGS fashion boutique.

A $75 bottle of Mezcal.

A $100 rechargeable sonic toothbrush.

$109.85 worth of stationary.

A $109.95 activity tracker.

A $115 'DermaWand' to reduce wrinkles.

$125-$225 worth of underwear.

$126.95 for their own star from the International Star Registry, plus a copy of Your Place in the Cosmos, Vol. 10.

A $149 face cream.

A $149.99 LG Tone Infinim wireless headset.

A $149 wearable camera from Narrative Clip.

A $150 "Old Hollywood" themed gift basket from Nostalgia Baskets.

A $150 custom sterling silver bracelet from inscribed with the latitude and longitude coordinates of the Oscar's venue, the Dolby Theater in LA.

$175-$300 worth of bow ties.

$197 worth of hair care products.

A $200 set of skin care products.

A $203 Italian scarf and backpack.

$250 worth of porcelain veneer toothpaste.

A $249 portable vaporizer.

A $270 watch.

A $280 private tour of Florida's Big Cat Rescue facility.

A $300 signed piece of art from artist and photographer Ron Kennedy Roecker.

$350 worth jewellrey.

A $520 wellness book, plus aromatherapy massage, and an acupuncturist consultation.

$569 worth of wine.

$672 voucher for a year's supply of 'caffeinated club soda'.

$750 worth of shoes.

An $800 voucher for a dessert buffet.

A $1000 limited-edition cassette collector's item.

A $1,072 gift voucher for a 7-day retreat from Californian spa resort The Golden Door.

A $1,200 designer bike from Martone Cycling.

$5,000 in prints from LA artist Gunner Fox.

A $5,000 family portrait.

A $6,270 voucher for a 10,000 pet food donation to an animal shelter of the recipient's choice. 

A $28,000 piece of custom-designed furniture.

And some Dove deodorant.


Where's the party poppers, balloons and cake?


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