Oh my. So this is what Derek Zoolander's brain looks like (merman!).
Zoolander's officially back in the flesh, and he's confused – but also excited. Kind of. Definitely more confused about name punning, being Italian all the sudden, and witnessing God's alleged cruelty.
But the point is, he's here to let you know you can see him and all of his ridiculously good-looking face(s) again very, very soon (read: February 2016).
Get your Blue Steel ready, people.
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