These Terrible Star Wars: The Force Awakens Auditions Are Fantastic

Jon Hamm as Hamm Solo. Shaquille O'Neal as Chewbacca. Danny DeVito as BB-8

We have the utmost confidence in J.J. Abrams. He's pretty much trained his entire life to direct Star Wars. But, dude, what are you doing? How could you not cast Danny DeVito as BB-8? And, honestly, Jon Hamm as Hamm Solo would have really freshened up the series. Last night, Saturday Night Live revealed some alternate Star Wars: The Force Awakens auditions, which featured Bobby Moynihan as George Lucas lurking in the corner trying to use the force to get a Coke Zero. New fan theory: In the clip, John Boyega (who is in the actual movie) looks at the script, laughs and says, "A black Storm Trooper." Does that confirm he's actually a Storm Trooper and not just in disguise as a Storm Trooper in A New Hope throwback way? Does this also confirm that Emma Stone will play a yet-unrevealed part-Asian woman?

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This article was originally published on Esquire.com

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