David Attenborough could read the phone book and make it soothing and captivating. Really, it's hard to imagine anyone else's voice guiding us through underground caves, verdant jungles, and the rarely-explored reaches of the world on Planet Earth (not even Sigourney Weaver). But what about Snoop Dogg? Did the BBC ever consider putting Snoop in a room with a suitcase full of pre-rolled joints, a microphone, and the entire collection of Planet Earth on Blu-Ray? Maybe they should have: Awwww he went in there and stole the baby while they were off screwing.