The 8 Guys You Always Meet At A Five-A-Side Football Game
Are you the tactical blowhard, or the slide-tackling liability?
By Nick Pope
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women are merely bad players.
And nowhere is that more evident than on the weekly five-a-side pitch, where we all have our specific role to play…
(Remember: if you don't recognise him, then he's you)
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