How to land your perfect job

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Many people spend their entire lives looking for 'the perfect job', often in vain. Michelin-starred restaurant critic, bespoke suit tester, Abbey Clancey's personal full-body masseur – these are vocations aspired to by many, but reached by a precious few (curse you, Peter Crouch). However, those with lofty life goals have just acquired a high-profile ally; step forward, .

In a show of committed support to all prospective racing car drivers, celebrity chefs and Premiership footballers (admit it – part of you still suspects you'll get 'discovered' at your next five-a-side game), has launched a global programme designed to help the incurably ambitious land their dream job.

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Applicants can upload videos, stating their case and their dream profession. Those who are successful will then have the opportunity to live their dream, whilst being put through their paces by those at the pinnacle of their chosen industry – with the entire process filmed for the world to watch, of course.

If you're happy with your lot in life (good for you) you can simply watch the progress of others, but for those whose cupboard contains a racing helmet, a football kit or a life-sized Abbey Clancy doll (actually, not you. In fact, please stop reading immediately) this could be your moment.

For more info on 'Bud United presents: The Big Time' simply head over to www.facebook.com/budweiserUK

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