Most men can only dream of dating one Victoria's Secret model - but most men don't have the give-a-damn charisma of Leonardo DiCaprio (nor do most men have an Oscar to their name.)
As evidenced by photographs of pot-bellied and untroubled Leo kissing V.S model Nina Agdal, the actor has hit model number 10. The 23 year old Dane was papped frolicking on the Malibu beach and entangled in the arms of her new beau, who she met at the Cannes Film Festival in May.
In case you need a quick recap of the 9 Angels that the star of The Revenant has dated, they are, chronologically: Bridget Hall, Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen, Eva Herzigova, Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli, Anne Vyalitsyna, Erin Heatherton and Toni Garrn. And those are just the official ex-girlfriends - some Angels he just 'reportedly dated, and some weren't specifically Victoria's Secret models.
Presumably the actor has taken the view that he doesn't mind there being nobody left to greet him in heaven. Or maybe this is the time he will embrace commitment, lease out that yacht and steam ahead for a life as a stay at home dad.
Then again, it seems unlikely.