Calvin Harris Proves You Don't Need Taylor Swift To Enjoy A Beach

The tide keeps turning in his favour

With all of the peaceful and undramatic goings-on in Taylor Swift's life, you can bet all she wants to do is go into hiding and have some time to herself.

But ex-boyfriend Calvin Harris won't let her off that easily. Last week he shredded her on Twitter and exposed the world to her supposed snaky behaviour. 

And now, in what will widely be known as his social media magnum opus, he's uploaded this ingeniously shady solitary shot of him on a beach to his Instagram.

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Now, if you cast your mind back to the 4th of July celebrations of Taylor et al, you will remember the beach played a prominent role in a very public display of affection between Taylor and her new beau Tom Hiddleston. Is Calvin's solitary white vest beach shot a nod to Hiddleston's antics in a white vest emblazoned with 'I <3 T.S'

Is he telling the world that he don't need no woman (or Swift) to enjoy the simple pleasures of the shore? Is this serene seascape a knife in the ribs to his ex, whose life is anything but a beach right now? Or has he just uploaded a picture of him in a pair of shorts staring at the sea?

Regardless, there was no caption needed for this shot. Calvin knows a picture is worth a thousand words.