If your Twitter timeline is flooded with inspirational quotes about falling over seven times and standing up eight, that's because today is A-level results day.
It's when celebrities and normal people alike rush to make fun of / offer up sententious advice to the nation's 18-year-olds as they experience their first real taste of success or failure.
Here are some of the funniest - and most useless - we've seen so far:
Just show up, like that drugs test, Rio?
And if that joke from the meat-faced former 'super car' bore seems familiar, that's because he does it every year: