Have you ever wanted to sail the high seas with probably (probably?) the most enduring icon of the '80s? Have you? I bet you have, and now - praise be to the powers of desperate booking agents - you can. You can go on a real life cruise with David Hasselhoff.
Setting sail from Italy on 4 November this year and for the bargain price of £513, Hoff super fans can spend six days onboard a cruise ship with one of the most celebrated artists of our timewhile taking in some of the great cities of the continent like Rome, Barcelona and Marseille.
If you're wondering just what the David Hasselhoff – The Official World Fan Cruise offers in terms of an itinerary, then wonder no more, because - according to the official site - it includes:
- Autograph session
- Event evening "David in Person" in the large Theatre
- David is on board with you for the duration of the cruise
- Many fan moments more...
- No access for other cruise guests
(In Bold! No access for the great unwashed termites who are not Hoff super fans. No Access!)
As the man himself puts it: "Thanks to my fans around the world I can look back on an exceptional career in show business and there is much more to come! It is high time to give back the gratitude and fun that you bring me every day … I will be on board throughout the journey and cannot wait to spend unforgettable days with you!"
The ship itself houses 1,500 rooms and has four swimming pools, a Grand Prix race course simulator, 13 bars and an outdoor jogging track. So there's plenty for you to do once you've spent 10 minutes awkwardly hovering around David as he stares dully out across the briny horizon, wondering where it all went so wrong and what happened to his lukewarm martini.
Plus, kids go free!