We need to make an apology.
When Esquire shot a video of Daisy Lowe having a cool little dance next to a chaise longue six years ago, we had no idea that it one day would throw her Strictly Come Dancing career - as well the moral wellbeing of this fine nation - into complete and utter disarray.
But according to OK! Magazine and the Daily Star, Daisy's "adult entertainment video" (again: just her dancing about in a study) is causing quite the stir on a selection of porn sites, putting the model's reality show stint under threat.
A Strictly source told the Daily Star: "This is not the sort of thing producers want contestants to be associated with.
"It's likely they will ask her management team to take action to get the video removed from the many sites on which it is currently available.
"At points she looks like she's doing a lap dance. It's definitely adult entertainment."
We tried to check out the veracity of these claims, but all we met was a web filter and an angry email from our HR department.
The source went on, saying: "It's likely they will ask her management team to take action to get the video removed from the many sites on which it is currently available."
Needless to say, Esquire will not be bowing to Bruce Forsyth's anti-underpants regime.
So when the internet is scorched to dust and completely Daisy Lowe-less, you'll know where to come.