Imagine, if you can bear it, the nuclear levels of smuggery that have been coursing through Jeremy Clarkson's veins over the past year.
The brand-spanking new Top Gear, as you're well aware, has been a complete car-crash. Truth is, it's not yet known if Joey from Friends and whatever poor nineties radio presenter they draft in can stop it becoming one of the most expensive write-offs in history.
And now, after signing a big money deal with Amazon, Clarkson is on the verge of releasing his very own Top Gear rival, called The Grand Tour, alongside his former bad-shirted cronies.
One saving grace, for anyone who wants to see Jeremy Clarkson fail at all costs, is that nobody in the known universe actually has Amazon Prime. Will Clarkson's dedicated fans flock to the service? Only time will tell.
Check out the trailer above, and catch it on Amazon Prime on 18 November.