If you've ever found yourself talking about sharks at the pub – and if you haven't, you should, because sharks are a good conversation topic – then you'll know that the best way to fight away the murderous beasts is by punching them in the nose.
But the problem with that life-saving solution is: who on Earth possesses the gargantuan balls of steel you'd need to straight-up jab a shark in the face?
Well, the guy above does. In fact, the guy above – Australian fisherman Dan Hoey – possesses the fear-crushing balls of a man who can shoo a shark away with a broom, and laugh whilst he's doing it.
"The shark nearly took a chunk out of my Yamaha motors, leaving a few small dents and scratches," Hoey told The Herald Sun.
Hoey's wife Rachel told the newspaper "When Dan came home and showed me the vision I didn't think too much of it because we are used to seeing sharks, but after watching the video a couple of times it's only just hit me how full on it was."
What a guy.