There are exactly two different ways you can spend Halloween this year.
The first option? Find a house party, draw some whiskers on, and spend your whole night chatting to hordes of half-arsed Harley Quinns and Donald Trumps.
The second? Spend a night at the most terrifying location in literary history.
It's a no-brainer – but unfortunately, you can't just go ahead and book your stay right now.
It's part of a competition, where two winners are taken by horse-drawn carriage towards the freaky fortress, where Dacre Stoker – the great grandnephew of Dracula author Bram Stoker – will relay historical ghost stories and anecdotes.
"Bran Castle is where the legend of Dracula was born, and I have many stories to share as I guide the guests through the dark secret passages of the castle for a private unveiling of its many mysteries. Bram Stoker included many references to real people and real historical anecdotes and questioned whether vampires are really a myth at all," said Dacre Stoker.
Guests will then eat a candlelit dinner and sleep in "luxurious velvet-trimmed coffins." They are then promised a breakfast on the castle's terrace in the morning – if they make it that long.
In order to win, head over to the Airbnb listings page and answer the question: "What would you say to the Count if you were to come face-to-fang with him in his own castle?"