London Is Getting A Building That Looks Like A Giant Penis

When will 2016 end?

It seems fitting that the year we all started behaving like giant penises was the year we got a monument to one in central London.

Well, not exactly, but the new skyscraper officially named "Spire London" does look unmistakably like a schlong from bird's-eye view.

The 67 floor building will be opened in 2020 in the Isle Of Dogs, and will be on the flightpath into City Airport. Thank the Lord we can show the world we're open for penis shaped business.

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The Spire will house 765 luxury flats that start at around £595,000, hopefully that will get you something with a view of a better building.

The £800 million steel trouser snake will start construction later this year. Hooray.