Of all the famous fast food mascots, Colonel Sanders is clearly the happiest. Despite their vast riches, Ronald McDonald and the Burger King are famously bleak-looking creatures, and Mr. Wimpy is just a pathetic, waste-of-space bozo.
So you 're wondering: why is the Colonel so damn chuffed up? Well, it's clearly because he spent his life feasting on fried chicken 24/7 – and now, according to Mashable, you can too!
A listing on Australian odd-job listing site Airtasker has offered people the chance of earning $500 (£300) plus expenses to review 10 fried chicken restaurants.
Unfortunately, the job is located in Sydney, Australia – but it can't be long before entrepreneurs in Britain latch onto this incomprehensible business plan.
If you ask us, you should just pitch up at your local chicken shop and start gorging on buckets non-stop - the money will start rolling in eventually.