Loyal fans of Esquire will recall that we've already dedicated a few words to the phenomenon that is Legendary Chinese Soldier Matt Damon and his luscious, buoyant, effervescent man bun... and we're about to dedicate a few more, because it's back. Oh, it's back.
That's because a new trailer for Legendary Chinese Soldier Matt Damon's new film The Great Wall has surfaced, giving us a fresh look at the hottest barnet in Hollywood.
We've sat through the entire eight minutes and fifty eight seconds of this inexplicably long trailer, and we still have absolutely no idea what purpose Matt Damon serves in this film. Not that we have any issue with him striding around with a bow and arrow in ridiculously historically inaccurate fashion. No issue whatsoever.
We've all got bills to pay.