Vin Diesel Is A Massive Creep

And this video interview proves it

It's no secret that many male celebrities (allegedly) treat their fame and industry clout as a free pass to act skin-crawlingly creepy to any woman they turn their attention to.

But typically it's hidden behind closed doors. And even if it reaches the newswire, it's forgotten and forgiven by the public en masse after a circuit of amiable TV appearances and critically redemptive award buzz.

Not Vin Diesel, though. He has far too few sleeves to care about subtlety and reputation. If he's going to be a stomach-churning creep, he's also going to do it in a roomful of cameras on one of the most popular YouTube channels in Brazil.

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On Wednesday, the married Fast & Furious actor met YouTuber Carol Moreira for an interview, in which she asked him questions about his career and new movie. She did her job, basically.

But mid-sentence, when she was trying to get the bloated baked bean to read out some Portuguese phrases, Vin Diesel decided to crack onto her in his own distinctive, smooth-as-sandpaper style:

"I love you, I love her. Man, she's so fucking sexy. I can't do this interview, look at her."

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At this point, the visibly uncomfortable YouTuber cringes in her seat as Diesel pleads to the room:

"What's wrong? Am I the only one who's saying… look at her! She's so fucking beautiful it's like I can't even do an interview with you, it's like…"

Then – oh no - he's up and moving. He's doing a weird penguin samba, shimmying closer and closer, slobbering the words "da da da da da da" with his Brown Note of a voice, until there he is: centimeters away from her face.

If you've ever found it hard to emphasise with the fear and discomfort many women face in these kinds of confrontations - at work, on the street, in a bar - just close your eyes: Imagine Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel's body and head are lumbering towards you. Vin Diesel is trying so hard not to wear his shirt. Within seconds he eclipses your peripheral vision. All you can see is triceps and sweat and your own panicked face in the reflection of his comedy sunglasses. He's moving closer now. "Da da da da da da da." There is a very real possibility that Vin Diesel is going to kiss you on the mouth.

So, you know, don't be Vin Diesel.