Is This The Most Painful Way To Score A Goal? Most Likely

Ouch

Darren Bent has netted so many goals during his free-scoring football career it's hard to imagine he can remember the far majority in much detail.

But he's sure to remember this one. Or at least his future children will, as they're the ones who nodded it in.

He scored it with his dick and balls, is what we're saying.

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It came as his team, Derby, were trailing 2-1 to Reading in the Championship. Bent's selfless devotion to the cause inspired the visitors to an inspiring 3-2 comeback, proving that Bent wasn't the only Derby player with balls of steel.