As right-wing zealot and white nationalist hero Steve Bannon tightens his grip on the most powerful kakistocracy in the west, thoughts have naturally drifted to what precisely the
defacto President of the United States of America President Trump's closest advisor looks like.
The last jacket potato in the shop?
An alcoholic Ewok?
Russell Crowe if he lived to be 125 years old?
We're not sure.
Twitter, on the other hand, has plenty of suggestions. Here are some of the printable ones: