What can a multi-millionaire, World Cup and Champions League-winning Real Madrid star possible want that they don't already have?
Easy: meat. Pork, specifically.
After Los Blancos beat Real Sociedad 3-0, Sergio Ramos walked over to the stands and took off his shirt to give to the fans.
And of the thousands reaching out for his sweaty jersey – including what must have been hundreds of children – the Spanish defender decided to exchange with a man wielding a pack of supermarket meat.
To be fair, Real Madrid's cooks must be pretty hardline with their healthy goods. Maybe this black market operation is the one way Ramos can eat a proper meal.