Behold: The Arsenal Grime Tune Nobody Asked For

"Wenger out! 12 years it's a trophy drought"

No matter how dismayed Gooners may be at their season unravelling yet again, there is no excuse for the woefully bad Arsenal grime track that has surfaced on the internet.

The track, titled (inevitably) "Wenger Out", was composed by long-suffering fan and rapper Uncle Ed and features lyrics that include "No girl can hurt me / It's not right / Cause Arsenal pain me day and night."

And our personal favourite: "Go on tour/ Watch my team play poor / They just give us corn / Go home, I can't even watch that porn"

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It takes a while for this piece of art to sink in, by the third listen you start to worry about the sanity of a man who claims Wenger paid "£1 for Suarez". Then repeats the claim three times in a row.

At least Eden Hazard found it funny