American Olympic gymnast Simone Biles may one day reach the heights of Shaquille O'Neal's sporting achievements – but his literal height? We don't think she's got it in her.
Case in point: this ridiculous photo, taken at Sunday's Superbowl, of 4'8" Biles standing next to 7'1" Shaq. The height difference is made even more head-spinning by the fact that Biles is wearing heels.
Needless to say, Twitter rectified the situation and introduced balance into this crazy altverse human glitch.