There aren't enough showboaters in British sport nowadays.
Nimble-footed piss-takers like Jay Jay Okocha. Athletes who care more about raining humiliation down on their opponents than anything else.
Because not only is it fun for us all to watch, but it also becomes bloody hilarious when the tricks fail and the showboater falls flat on their arse.
Case in point: Colchester featherweight Joe Harding was fighting in a MMA match on Saturday, when he decided to crack out a little jig to please the crowd in Essex and throw his opponent off.
It was, as you can probably imagine, a Bad Move. Opponent Johan Segas whacked out a savage head-kick that knocked out the distracted Harding.
He won't be showing off his dance moves again in a hurry.