Arsenal fans who fear this frustrating season could spell the end of their time with Alexis Sanchez have taken to treating the Chilean striker like a rare and exotic bird.
Gooners have already proved their desperation to keep the luxury player with a sign celebrating his two dogs Humber and Atom, and now they are attempting to keep Alexis in a gilded cage protecting him from injury.
On a well-earned day off, the forward uploaded a shot of him climbing a tree. The fact this coincided with Storm Doris struck fear into the hearts of fans.
Don't worry too much, he posted he was back in the gym only on an hour ago: