The Premier League's leading party host Jamie Vardy showed off a black eye during last night's England game against Lithuania.
Many were quick to point out that his shiner might perhaps have something to do with his recent habit of punching himself in the face or, as he did during the game in which he failed to score, head-butting the floor.
Twitter also pointed out that his bruise was suspiciously neat, almost like he's been applying Rimmel long lasting liquid eyeliner the night before and struggled to get it off before the game, leaving him looking like a member of Fall Out Boy.
The Leicester City striker spoke to ITV Sport after the game to explain the bruise wasn't from punching himself in the face.
"It was a little accident," he said. "My head, or should I say my eye, decided to connect with a football. That's football."
You heard it here first, that's football lads.