There is nothing in this life funnier than a fucked-up statue, and the football world has plenty of them.
Great bronze insults erected outside stadiums that not only insult the hero they seek to replicate, but to whole human race as well.
Up until now, Southampton's since demolished Ted Bates statue has been universally recognised as the worst of all-time.
But could there be a new contender?
Cristiano Ronaldo now has an international airport named after him in his native Madeira Islands – and this bust takes pride of place outside of it.
For someone as vain as Ronaldo, that's gotta hurt.
Needless to say, Twitter has had a lot to say about it: