Distressing 'news' from Spanish broadcaster Fox Deportes for any Manchester United fan willing to admit that Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the only reason they're not battling away in the mid-table spots right now: apparently it is 'CONFIRMED' that the Swedish striker is signing for LA Galaxy.
Fox Deportes made the claim on Instagram where they even mocked up a - rather convincing, it must be said – image of Zlat in the 'soccer' retirement home's home kit.
Of course, a cheeky Instagram post is just a cheeky Instagram post and at the moment there is no evidence the move will take place.
But if the Special One really is about to lose his special one to the sunshine, fat pay packet and Sunday league stroll of California, it presents Man United with a significant headache.
Best get back on the phone to Griezmann, Jose.