From what we can tell, Ashes hero Freddie Flintoff spends the bulk of his retirement modeling big lad clothes for Jacamo.
And it looks like a breeze. A relaxing and harmless life, at least compared to having really hard balls thrown at you for days at a time.
So imagine Flintoff's surprise when a cushy photoshoot in Manchester turned nasty yesterday.
According to the Mail Online, a white van man found that Flintoff's Jacamo fashion shoot was blocking his attempts to reverse, so he let loose on the dapper models.
Organisers tried to explain the situation, but the van man roared "I don't give a f*** who you are. I've got a job to do", as Flintoff, 39, looked on in bafflement.
The former cricket ace's reps refused to talk on the subject, and the white van man wasn't approached for comment, presumably because he sounds a bit terrifying.