Cowering away, swollen and burpy, from a huge food portion is one the greatest signs of all-round weakness a man can show.
Here at Esquire, we see the value in persistence and gluttonous self-loathing - so needless to say, we're big fans of this Great White Shark who decided to feast on the corpse of a ginormous Humpback Whale for eighteen hours straight.
According to A.V. Club, the pregnant shark was caught off Dana Point, California. The conservationist who filmed the video said: "Big female white shark tearing chunks off Scarlett the Whale over 18 hours. She ate so much she was swimming around upside-down aimlessly like she was intoxicated."