Melania And Donald Trump Mess Up Holding Hands For The Second Time In Two Days

It's really not that difficult, guys

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Depending what side of the political chasm you sit on, the body language of the First Lady is either evidence she thinks her husband is a monster too or just the obsession of liberal snowflakes who can't accept The Big Don is in charge.

Either way, Melanie Trump does seem pretty determined not to hold her husband's unusually small (fake new!), pussy-grabbing (locker room talk!) hands, doesn't she?

First, while walking down Tel Aviv earlier this week, she appeared to bat away his attempts at a hand-hold for the cameras.

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And now, getting off Air Force One in Rome, she's gone and done it again. In a clip spotted by Twitter journalists (who else?), Don reaches once more for a reassuring squeeze of his wife's palm and again she appears to decline – although this time it's arguable he merely mistimed the gesture just as she went to fix her hair.

In any case, Donald J Trump was ready this time and responded by pivoting into a back pat, which is a bit like tripping in the street and trying to style it out into a light jog. No one buys it, basically.