Noel Gallagher Says His Cat Could Have Written Harry Styles' Single

One talented feline

Noel Gallagher – who recently celebrated turning 50 with Bono at a cocaine-theme birthday party – has fulfilled his duty as Noel Gallgher by having an amusing pop at Harry Styles.

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Risking the considerable wrath of One Direction fans while talking to Absolute Radio, the Oasis legend said: "People of my age have let themselves go, they're fat, balding idiots with fading tattoos. They sit in their garage and write shite like 'Sign of the Times' for Harry Styles.

"Which, quite frankly, my cat could have written in about 10 minutes."

He added: "I don't mind the song, my wife was falling over herself, 'Have you heard Harry Styles' new song? It's like Prince', I was like, 'Without even hearing it, I can assure you it's not like Prince'."

We thought Styles was trying to be Mick Jagger?

In any case, it sounds like Noel Gallagher's cat is pretty talented feline – perhaps he could take it on Britain's Got Talent and resurrect his career.

Just kidding Noel, we love you really.