This Conservative MP Just Dropped The Soundtrack To Your Summer

Calvin Harris is f****d

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What is going to be the biggest song of the summer? Perhaps something with dabs, white Bugattis and autotune by Migos? Or a chlorine-filtered club 'anthem' by Calvin Harris? Or maybe even a virginal ditty by the newly country-fied Miley Cyrus (your last album was unironically called 'Bangerz', Miley, who are you trying to fool?)

Well, no, none of those artists will have the biggest song of the summer, because that accolade belongs to Greg Knight: prospective MP for east Yorkshire and the heir to the music empires of both David Brent and Alan Partridge.

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Just watch this... please.

Enter Greg Knight, with absolutely no acknowledgement towards the man in the green jumper, nor the fact that there's a picture of his face to the side of the door. "Oh that? That's just my face."

The camera, a Sony Ericsson phone manned by his brother in law, Charles, because Charles is good with 'tech', settles on a totally armless Greg Knight.

Eyes pointing somewhere high above Charles' head, Greg Knight reels off the usual "strong and stable" platitudes and then, what's this?

Oh it's only the bloody anthem to your summer, as Charles wobbles towards some classic Greg Knight promo material.

"Greg Kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

Screen fades to black.

Fin.

Oh, It also turns out that Greg started a band in parliament... seriously, look.

Greg and his band

He's also a champion of the steak pie.

And of stuffed tiger cubs on tree branches.

And of this yellow car.