If you're bored of half-baked transfer rumours with little substance, at least this one has a bit of creativity and imagination to it.
Juventus may be about to lose Moise Kean because they haven't stuck to their word and given his father the tractors promised to him.
The 17-year-old forward struck a deal with the club which included the provision of farming equipment to his Ivorian parents.
His father, Biorou Kean said: 'They promised me agricultural equipment for my company in the Ivory Coast.'
He added, 'There, I own several hectares of land, which I'd like to start growing rice and corn on. I'm an agronomist, I've worked in rice paddies and I asked for agricultural equipment.They told me that there was no problem but then Juve's lawyer contacted me to tell me their contract offer had been revoked because my requests were out of their means.'
According to The Sun, Juventus risk losing Kean if the disagreement is not resolved soon and the promising talent has been linked to Arsenal amongst other clubs.
Though we're not sure Wenger will be able to squeeze a couple of tractors into his tightly regulated purse.