Mariah Carey's doves… Justin Bieber's jacuzzis… Van Halen's bowl of M&Ms with the brown ones taken out… the backstage demands of famous artists are part of music folklore.
So it's a matter of some intrigue to hear that ginger-headed Russell Crowe botherer Ed Sheeran's dressing room demands have been leaked ahead of his headline performance at Glastonbury 2017 – arguably the biggest gig in Britain.
Four hundred Cuban cigars? A cascading pyramid of Cristal? Monkey cocaine butlers?
Let's see shall we. According to the NME, Ed's rider is: a bottle of Robinsons Squash, a six-pack of Coca-Cola, a six-pack of Diet Coke, a six-pack of Fanta Orange, a six-pack of Sprite and a jar of Manuka Honey.
The total bill for the list, which reads a little like the tuck shop menu at a first school disco, apparently comes to £57.31 – the bulk of which went on the honey, which presumably is to help soothe his voice.
Not even any booze here, and as we all know, Ed loves a drink.
Further evidence Sheeran is a nice, normal, down-to-earth bloke or that rock and roll is well and truly dead? We'll let you decide.