Ed Sheeran's Glastonbury Rider Has Been Leaked And It's F***ing Wild

...if you're 11-years-old

Mariah Carey's doves… Justin Bieber's jacuzzis… Van Halen's bowl of M&Ms with the brown ones taken out… the backstage demands of famous artists are part of music folklore.

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So it's a matter of some intrigue to hear that ginger-headed Russell Crowe botherer Ed Sheeran's dressing room demands have been leaked ahead of his headline performance at Glastonbury 2017 – arguably the biggest gig in Britain.

Four hundred Cuban cigars? A cascading pyramid of Cristal? Monkey cocaine butlers?

Let's see shall we. According to the NME, Ed's rider is: a bottle of Robinsons Squash, a six-pack of Coca-Cola, a six-pack of Diet Coke, a six-pack of Fanta Orange, a six-pack of Sprite and a jar of Manuka Honey.

Oh.

The total bill for the list, which reads a little like the tuck shop menu at a first school disco, apparently comes to £57.31 – the bulk of which went on the honey, which presumably is to help soothe his voice.

Not even any booze here, and as we all know, Ed loves a drink.

Further evidence Sheeran is a nice, normal, down-to-earth bloke or that rock and roll is well and truly dead? We'll let you decide.