A man of many looks over the course of his 20 years in the public eye, we've seen Eminem with bleached blonde hair, hoop earrings, do-rags, glasses, camo shorts, white tracksuits, tiny little baseball caps and dungarees styled out with chainsaws... but his latest fashion choice is perhaps the most questionable off all.
It's a beard.
It's Eminem, but with a beard.
While most guys seem to get better looking with some facial hair (weak chins disappear with a beard, who knew?), Eminem is one of those guys who should probably stick to the clean shaven route.
Even his old rap collective D12 had to weigh in with some mockery.
Why does it look so jarring? Maybe it's the Craig David-esque precision or the fact that it looks suspiciously like its been drawn on with a ballpoint pen while he was passed out at a house party. Either way, unless your name's Paxman then you should probably avoid entering the bearded arena at such a late stage.
Even if it might, supposedly, land you a girlfriend.