David Beckham, he's just like you. Sure, he might be David Beckham, and he might be worth hundreds of millions of pounds and he might go to bed in a temple of Egyptian cotton each night with the unknowable feeling of having had 80,000 people in raptures thanks to his right boot. The visceral human energy of a stadium in awe and shock and desperate, tribal hope.
But he's still just like you and me. He still loves Big Macs after a big drive on the A361.
And here's proof!
Thanks to Phillip Moulton, who took the picture of a fairly ambivalent looking Dave during his shift at the McDonald's drive thru in Pilton, Somerset, we now know that David Beckham agrees that Burger King chips are strangely unsalted, therefore making the whole chain totally unviable when it comes to motorway fast food options.
But enough of all that, what we're really here for is the order...
Strange, because everyone knows that you need a chicken nugget chaser (BBQ sauce? Yes please) with your meal to truly maximise your time inside the golden arches.
Maybe he just forgot, which is fair enough really.
"Can I take your order, sir?"
Please use this knowledge wisely, friends.