Samantha, we think it's time for you to join your husband in his £25,000 guilt hut and think about what you've done.
The Independent has reported that during a speech at the FoundHER Festival for women entrepreneurs, the former PM's wife spoke of how her new fashion line was inspired by her lack of "disposable income."
Let that sink in for a second.
44-year-old Cameron, who is the daughter of a multi-millionaire aristocrat and the wife of a man who earned £120,000 per hour to deliver a Brexit speech in June, told the audience:
"I had been working in the luxury/fashion business [as creative director, and later consultant, for Smythson] for a long time and didn't have disposable income, with childcare and mortgage etc, to buy designer clothes,"
"But obviously, working in the fashion industry, I wanted to find workwear and daywear that had a bit of a fashion edge, that felt a bit cleaner, younger, more modern than what was available. So it was a feeling that there was a gap in the market."
Kind of reminds us of something...