How shit is your home town? Mine's quite shit. Shit enough for someone to write a mortifying Phantom Planet cover about it, anyway.
But is it the shittest in England? It is not. It has a nice park and a big ASDA and Jimmy Bullard shows up occasionally.
And unless you live in one of the below towns, you don't either. iLiveHere.co.uk have announced their annual 'Top 10 Worst Places to Live in England', surveyed from thousands of shit town livers.
"We have been compiling the top 10 worst places to live in England for more than a decade," iLiveHere.co.uk wrote.
"Thousands of readers have voted for their least salubrious dump in this septic isle. Offending local councillors, dignitaries and meddlesome ratbags plus ruining the trade of slime ball lying estate agents, makes our day as they do their level best to polish a turd of a town."
This final list is:
7. Gravesend (went to a club here once and I think the DJ was about 12 years-old. Good, though)
2. Kingston upon Hull